IBM: AIX was a bad idea. Just say no. It presents a lovely mix of late-70's throwbacks and DOS-era interfaces, mixed with proprietary extensions to things like Apache which stand just fine on their own without Big Blue's help. Ugh. Yes, I'm bitter.
Job stuff: This is why I keep a resume on Monster at all times; you never know what might be sent your way. It's always nice to get a good offer from time to time to remind you that you're never stuck somewhere.
Yawn. Time to call it a day, methinks.